Ok, here it is at last, my XDA Developers "BASH Obsfucation Contest" entry, gee I hope Blogger doesn't chew up my formatting or escape chars... oh well here goes nothing... and let me know in the comments if you work it out :D
Here is the link to the XDA thread.
And another to the YouTube video.
Checkout the script file here (the blog format exposes some of my Obsfucation... and also seems to chew up the odd character... doh, too tired to fix now).
Spoiler alert... I tell you what it does at the end... now on with the code:
Spoiler alert...
Spoiler alert..
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler:
It scans the directories in /proc/### and gets the nice values... building a list of naughty and nice applications, but disguised as a North Pole Accounting Unit so naughty children don't steal it :D
Screenshot:
Here is the link to the XDA thread.
Checkout the script file here (the blog format exposes some of my Obsfucation... and also seems to chew up the odd character... doh, too tired to fix now).
Spoiler alert... I tell you what it does at the end... now on with the code:
#! /bin/bash
#Init Yeuletide(sp?)
euletideness=0; xt="is";
merrynessindex=0; lw4e="l";
#Init xMian vocab
santa="";elf="";partrige="";snowman="";jingles="";pinetrees="";
mrsclause="";elfette="";nannatriges="";noman="";bells="";tinsel="";
#init xMas graphics
#Bauble:
serr4="S"; # nothing to see here... move it along now
xt643="kes";
d="n"; n="d";
vgt=" ma"; vgr="k";
serr1="nt"; serr7="a ";
vgw="es "; serr8="a";
lw9="h"; lw3="ppy"; lp23=" ..";
lp223=".so"; vgt234=" fe";lp2333="w n";
lp243="ice"; lp23="ren"; lp2113=" me";
mvfd="N";ice="ice"; i="/"; lwe3="aug";
lw3e="hty";xa="th$xt";j="pr";m="oc";
vg="$vgt$vgr$vgw";ul="ev";p="mm";
ds="$serr4$serr8$serr1$serr7";
serr99="i$lw4ed";o="co";
lw="$lw9$serr8$lw3";
#Tree:
#######################################################################
# #
# * #
# | #
# vg"; #
# vgt9"; #
# v8="lw9"; #
vgt58=" c$lw9"; #
# 3="$vgt"3r7"; #
# iy223="$lw33=r7"; #
# lp2223="$gt";lw=" r7"; #
lp2223="$vgt";lw33=" $serr7"; #
# 313serr4ad"gt41=" rra"; #
# lp2 3$serr4aj" vgt1="sr4a"; #
# lp13="$serr4ad"; vgt4321="err4a"; #
# 2313="$serr4ad"; vgt4321=" $serr4a"; #
lp2313="$serr4ad"; vgt4321=" $serr4a"; #
# p2323="$serr1;lp221;n2="$mvfdce"; #
# lp232$serr1a";l2213=".";n2=mvfd$ic"; #
# lp2323="$serr1ajh;221jhg"."j;n2fg="fd$ie" #
lp2323="$serr1a";lp2213=".";n2="$mvfd$ice"; #
# n1="$mwe3w3;l=err8";hg="t $i";e="$l$m$i"; #
# n1="$mvfwe3$lw3e";l=l"serr8";k=" $"e="$j$m$i"; #
# n1="$mvd$lw3$lw3e";l="c$ser";k="t $h";e=$l$$j$i"; #
# n1="$mvfd$lwe3$lw3e";l="c$serr8";k="t $i";e="l$k$j$i"; #
n1="$mvfd$lwe3$lw3e";l="c$serr8";k="t $i";e="$l$k$j$m$i"; #
# a="$i$o$p";ev="ul$e";dmc="$i$n$ul$d$ev";vdyy$lw4e"; #
# a="$i$o$p";ev="ul$l4e"dmc="$i$n$ui$d$ev";vyy="taiw4e"; #
# a="$i$o$p";ev=ul$lw4e";dmc="$i$n$ul$i$dev";vdyy="ai$lwe"; #
a="$i$o$p";ev="ul$lw4e";dmc="$i$n$ul$i$d$ev";vdyy="tai$lw4e"; #
# e";dmc="$i$n$ul$ #
# lp232$serrmvlw3e #
# p2323dmc="$i$$ul #
# er";krr1ajh22hgh # #
# ep2323c="$i$n$ul #
#
#######################################################################
#calculate xMas factorial
for f in `ls /proc`; do
cd="$e$f$a"
name=`$cd 2>$dmc`;
ps=`ps -p $f | tail -1`;
thisnice=`ps -p $f | $vdyy -1 | awk '{ print $7; }'`;
if [ "$thisnice" -eq "$thisnice" ] 2>/dev/null; then
if [ "$thisnice" == "20" ]
then
if [ "$euletideness" -lt "6" ]
then
naughtylist[$euletideness]=$name
# echo "naughty: $name";
fi
euletideness=$(($euletideness + 1));
elif [ "$thisnice" == "-20" ]
then
if [ "$merrynessindex" -lt "6" ]
then
nicelist[$merrynessindex]=$name
# echo "nice: $name";
fi
merrynessindex=$(($merrynessindex + 1));
fi
fi
done
# Export Santa data
santa="${nicelist[0]}"
elf="${nicelist[1]}"
partrige="${nicelist[2]}"
snowman="${nicelist[3]}"
jingles="${nicelist[4]}"
pinetrees="${nicelist[5]}"
mrsclause="${naughtylist[0]}"
elfette="${naughtylist[1]}"
nannatriges="${naughtylist[2]}"
noman="${naughtylist[3]}"
bells="${naughtylist[4]}"
tinsel="${naughtylist[5]}"
# Calculate Santas Tax
if [ $(($merrynessindex-6)) -lt "0" ]
then
merrynessindex=6
fi
if [ $(($euletideness-6)) -lt "0" ]
then
euletideness=6
fi
# Export quarterly report
echo " _________________________________________"
echo "/\\ \\ \\"
echo "\\_| $n1 | $n2 |"
echo " |--------------------|-------------------|"
echo " | 1 $mrsclause | 1 $santa "
echo " | 2 $elfette | 2 $elf "
echo " | 3 $nannatriges | 3 $partrige "
echo " | 4 $noman | 4 $snowman "
echo " | 5 $bells | 5 $jingles "
echo " | 6 $tinsel | 6 $pinetrees "
echo " | ... and $(($euletideness-6)) more | ... and $(($merrynessindex-6)) more |"
echo " | $n1 $vgt58$serr99$lp23 | $n2 $vgt58$serr99$lp23 |"
echo " | _________________|___________________|"
echo " \\_/____________________________________/"
# Export execuitive summary
if [ "$euletideness" -lt "7" ]
then
echo " ... $xa$vg$ds$lw."
fi
if [ "$merrynessindex" -lt "7" ]
then
echo "$lp23$lp223$vgt234$lp2333$lp243$vgt58$serr99$lp23$lp2223$xt643$lp2113$lw33$lp2313$vgt4321$lp2323$lp2213"
fi
Spoiler alert...
Spoiler alert..
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler:
It scans the directories in /proc/### and gets the nice values... building a list of naughty and nice applications, but disguised as a North Pole Accounting Unit so naughty children don't steal it :D
Screenshot:
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